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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Notes.

Dear Miss Inexplicably-Optimistic-OMG-My-Mission-Papers-Are-In-And-There's-Nothing-Else-Worth-Worrying-About,

Stop thinking finals are over. They're not. Your grades in two four-credit language classes are a direct function of your performance on two sequential finals tomorrow, so you cannot afford to blow it. Contrary to your current mindset, you are NOT ready to take these tests and you will NOT suddenly acquire the requisite knowledge without studying. I understand that you have studied almost nonstop for the past few days, and I know you need a break, but you haven't studied for these classes, and if you stop now you will fail. Translate the Hebrew Bible, practice tricky constructions of Arabic grammar, and work on your verb forms in both languages. Now.

Get the picture?

خوفا من الفشل،
Rational Self

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