is that fire, a sword, and scales? no wonder these people have a complex.
Three years of parking wherever the heck I want finally catches up with me. It's been a good run, folks. The "motorcycle parking" citation brings back particularly good memories.
[no emphasis added; apparently the gross overuse of bold, underline, and italic character styles lets me know these people mean business]
NOTICE OF PARKING AND DRIVING BAN FROM THE BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITY CAMPUS
According to University traffic regulations, your parking and driving privileges on BYU property and road are revoked.
This permanently prohibits you from driving and/or parking any motor vehicle on the BYU campus at any time. Weekends, holidays, Sundays, etc...All are included in the parking ban. This also includes any BYU street or parking lot (see enclosed map).
All parking privileges are hereby suspended indefinitely.
All vehicles you are driving, parking, or in which you receive or have received BYU citations are banned from being parked or driven on BYU campus at any time.
Banned vehicles will be impounded and issued a $300 citation if found on campus.
Your traffic records may be forwarded to the Honor Code Office if you violate the ban.
Your ban is permanent and remains in effect unless the Parking Services Office notifies you otherwise in writing. Do not assume the ban will be automatically lifted at any time.
Sincerely,
Parking Services Manager
2 comments:
Well that's exciting.
"On weekends and holidays, and you'll ALWAYS be fined NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!"
So what's the plan? I hope you don't live to far from campus :o
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