Finals week.

Monday, 8 AM: Religion
Monday, 2:30 PM: Organic chemistry
Tuesday, 11 AM: Linguistics
Wednesday, 7 AM: עברית מקראית
Friday, 11 AM: العربية

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There are no words for the degree to which I cannot stand organic reactions (though infrared spectroscopy and nuclear magnetic resonance are looking to be strong points).

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And check out the intimidating signature line on this e-mail I received last week.
Calm down, humanity.