Peas, please!

Just now, sitting on my cheap, drab apartment couch, I realized the extent of my love for peas.



1) Peas are like vegetable Gushers. Each one is its own little explosive surprise in your mouth.


2) Peas are comfortingly warm. Next time you hold a bowl of peas, try this: While the peas are still hot, stir in butter, salt, and pepper and pour them into a nice bowl, preferably of thick material. Place the bowl at the base of your manubrium (see diagram) and enjoy the soothing warmth.


3) Peas are bright green. Nothing screams "Retinol!" quite like a 530 nm absorption wavelength.


4) Peas are healthy.
5) You can make peas in any quantity you want.
6) Peas aren't expensive.
7) Peas are a staple freezer food.
8) Peas are quick to make.
9) Peas are emotionally fulfilling.
10) Peas are DELICIOUS and wildly underrepresented on the vegetable scene.

Appreciate them!
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